CL - Motivational Speaker

One day, Jim called Jeremy, Aelita, Yumi, Ulrich and Odd to the library. They didn't know what for though.
Yumi: Jim what are we doing here?
Odd: Ya, I was planning on heading to lunch. I'm getting hungry.
Jim: Quite! Now listen, you kids have been disappearing a lot. Where do you go?
Ulrich: Well….um.
Jim: That's what I thought.
Jeremy: What?
Jim: You kids keep sneaking out to cause problems.
Jeremy: Ah Jim?
Jim: Quite. Now I don't have any proof. But in case you are, I decide that you kids need counseling from a motivational speaker.
Aelita: And let me guess, you are a speaker?
Jim: Well I was. But I rather not talk about it. No, I call an old friend in mine. His name is Matt Foley.
Odd: Matt Foley? That's a funny name.
Ulrich: Not as funny as your hair Odd.
Odd gives Ulrich a dirty look.
Jim: Alright calm. Now he's been in the faculty room drinking coffee for the last 3 hours. So he should be ready, I'll call him.
Jim opens a door.
Jim: Hey Matt were ready for you.
And then this guy through the door. He was shorter then Jim, but just as big. He was wearing a tie and a light blue and white checkered jacket. He also was wearing these big, thick, black rip glasses.
Matt: Gee thanks Jim old buddy.
When he talks he had this funny voice and breathed real funny too. And when walks it was more like a waddle.
Matt: Now as Jim here said, my name is Matt Foley and I…I am a motivational speaker.
The gang couldn't help but laugh a little.
Matt: Now let me tell you a little about myself. I am 45 years old, I am 3 times divorce and I live (yells it)in a van  down by the river. (Steps over to them and throws his hands at them) Now youngsters what do you want to do with your lives?
Odd(to himself): Get away from Lyoko without worrying about XANA.
Matt: What was that?
Odd: Um…skateboard champ.
Matt: What about you folks?
Ulrich: Karate champ.
Yumi: Singer/actress.
Jeremy: Computer technician.
Aelita: Same as Jeremy.
Matt: Well looky what we got here. Skateboard, karate, singer and computer technicians.
Walks over to Jim and puts his arm around his shoulders.
Matt: Hey Jim old buddy I can't see real well.(flips his glasses up and down) Is that Tony Hawk, Jackie Chan, Miley Cryus, Bill Gates and his wife?
When Matt said wife, Jeremy and Aelita blushed.
Jim: Well actually Matt, they're each great at what they said . So they could become those things.
Matt: Jim I wish you could SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER!!!
Walks back over to the kids.
Matt: Now your going to fine when you get out there in life. Your not going to amount  TO JACK SQUOT!!! Now the only way I see to keep you kids in check see to keep my eye on you folks. That's right old Matt's going to be your buddy. Here's you(points to a spot), here's me(jumps over). There's you(points again), there's me.
He jumps again. But he miss steps and goes through a window. Lucky for him, they were on the ground floor. After getting up,
Matt: I've taught you all I can. Goodbye.
He walks off. The gang sits there staring at Jim. Wondering what's next.
Jim: Well, um….let that be a lesson to you.
Odd: Don't be a motivation speaker.
Jim: No, check your friends background if you haven't seen them in awhile.
Aelita: Okay.(Aelitas  laptop starts ring) Ah Jim, can we go now?
Jim(standing by the broken window): Ya go.
And they left.